If our first creative meeting is any indication of what writing this blog is going to be like....then we're in deep shit. Our names are Macee and Fernanda and we're two friends that come from completely different places and found each other in Los Angeles. Then this morning, we found each other in the swankiest Starbucks that the world has ever seen, attempting to launch our comedy blog, whilst sitting in a tiny ass chair, and struggling to balance our laptops and bagels (yes, we're girls that like to eat) on a miniature wooden stump that these bougie Beverly Hills folk have deemed a table.
Thus, the Thoughts From A Tiny Ass Chair blog was born. Just for the record, a piece of wood two inches off the ground and approximately the size of your average coaster, does not classify as a "table." I don't care what zip code you are in!
So what is this Tiny Ass Chair blog about, you might ask? Well, we don't fucking know! Today it is about us causing a scene in the middle of a Starbucks while our fellow pretentious coffee patrons, with years of stump-writing experience, shamed us as they looked on at our cluster-fuck in disgust.
Tomorrow, we could be writing about fetishes, hair products or trends we think are lame-- who knows? The point is that we are writing instead of just sitting on the couch watching trashy reality TV, and hopefully you are reading...
For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of meeting us (and it is an absolute pleasure, trust me) here's a sneak peek of who we are. It is fair to say that we are both train wrecks in different ways. Fernanda is the married train wreck and Macee is the single one. Surprise! Just because you're married does not mean your life is in order. As a whole, we're both the type of people that don't take offense very easily and we like to look for the humorous side of situations, however ridiculous (or offensive) they may be. Therefore, we hope that when you read this blog, you are able to do so with a good sense of humor and take everything we say with a grain of salt. Because if you don't, we're sorry to break it to you, but you probably suck. And people don't like you.
FYI, if you are expecting a fashion or lifestyle blog full of product reviews, you are in the wrong place. We will be blogging once a week, individually and occasionally together about whatever ridiculous situations we stumble upon that week, with some basic interests, social experiments and witty humor thrown into the mix.
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