February 28, 2017

Alright team hunker down cause this is going to be a long one.  As previously stated in our first blog post, Fernanda is the married mess and I am the single mess. But let’s get real, “mess” is putting it lightly.  I’m totally fucked in the dating department, and have been since the time my first prom date stood me up at the age of 15 because “he didn’t have pants.”  I mean, who wouldn’t want to go out with this hottie? Am I right?!  Ha ha!

Now, I know that everyone thinks they have the craziest dating stories, but I can assure you that I am actually THE QUEEN of online...

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