Roommate From Hell
Hi my name is Macee Binns, and I am now homeless because I bought a stripper pole from China. Let me explain... First of all, it should...
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WHO ARE WE?
Two bitches in Los Angeles. Macee (left), Fernanda (right)
Are Brain Farts Hereditary?
I had a stupid Macee moment this week. Which reminded me of the embarrassingly stupid Macee moment I had a couple of years ago. Which...
The Man Selfie - A Profile Picture Review
Yes, I know! I’m writing about dating AGAIN, and you are probably sick of hearing about it by now because you're either A.) Single and...
#Shmoogle
Knowledge is power and the internet is unlimited knowledge, so naturally, because these days no one can get their face off of their...
It's A Harsh Reality
As many of you know Fernanda and I are huge reality TV junkies, and the trashier the show the better cause I just love a good cat fight!...
Knock, Knock. Who's There? Aunt Flo
Howdy Tiny Ass Fans! It is 2 in the freaking morning on a Tuesday and I am sitting alone in my living room, with a glass of wine, my dog...
The Tiny Ass Chair: Guide To Surviving A Boring Desk Job
This post is for those of you who, like us, did not grow up thinking, “Dear God, please let me spend 40 hours a week trapped at a snooze...
Binge Watch Til They Drop
I’m not an expert in online dating, money, sports, politics, or a lot of other things that seem to be common knowledge to some of you....
The World Champion of B.S.
If anyone were to ever ask me, “Hey Macee, What were you doing on New Years 2006?” I could say without hesitation or shame “I was...
Feelin Fly Like A G6
Hello again and let me begin by saying sorry. I have kept all of you out of the loop, but trust me, that's only because I can't even...